So had a date tonight... I know crazy right? An actual date. So I'm sitting there waiting since we are meeting at the RMango. 20 mins goes by and I realize I'm still waiting. I'm actually sitting in a frozen yogurt place when it's freezing bollocks outside, waiting on a man that NEVER showed.. What the heck man?!?! Now I'm no Brazillian Bombshell, but dude, I'm cute and I'm waiting on a man?!? sheesh!! I mean, who bugs the tar outta someone ALL BLOODY DAY and then DOESN'T show for a frozen yogurt date?!? And who the hell wants to eat bloody frozen yogurt in DECEMBER?!?! C'mon man!!!
Needless to say I came home shortly after that little brain tirade in the middle of the shop... luckily I didn't cause an outward scene, it was definitely an inward scene... all upstairs in the brain basement, only cos I didn't want to freak anyone out, that was a really cute store and I totally want to go back sometime.... HOPEFULLY WITH A DATE THAT WON'T STAND ME UP!!!!
SHEESH!!!
Speaking of standing...
I have a bloody peeper/creeper I think.
Situation:
I'm layin in bed trying to read before I go to sleep (me read in bed?!? NEVER!!! Ha, betcha you can guess what I was reading tooo hahaha) when I hear the leaves outside my window crunching.
*Now here's a little tidbit on my place. I am on the first floor and have one window and one door in my place. The window is in my bedroom and points to the back of the house where there is a 9 ft wide space between the house and the neighbors backyard/fence. Now in this space there is nothing but foliage and well foliage. And TONS of dead leaves. So when anyone walks behind the house, I can hear them quite well....*
So I am hearing the leaves crunch and I sneak over to the window to just see if I can catch a glimpse of who is out there. I look through the blinds and see noone, so I go and lay back down. After about another 10-15 mins I'm actually falling asleep while reading when I hear the leaves again except this time it's softer and a bit more spaced out, like someone is intentionally trying not to make noise. Instead of getting up, I laid there and watched the shadow of a man in my blinds. He was there ALL NIGHT... and when I say that I literally mean ALL BLOODY NIGHT!!!
After about 2 hours I realized he was still there I was not hallucinating so I crawled with my phone into the bathroom to call town PD. (Non-emergency of course) So talking to an operator and get this she tells me "well if he hasn't approached and he can't actually see in, I' could send a car but they can't really do anything. I would suggest curtains."
ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?!?!?! LIKE REALLY?!?! YOU ARE KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT?!?!
But NOOOOOOOO she wasn't kidding. Needless to say I was too petrified to actually go out my front door and confront whatever low life was hanging out back there all night, so I did not sleep a wink all night. I literally laid on my bed clutching my phone for dear life watching this guy's shadow all night. Apparently he got better at making less noise cos I barely heard him shuffling around back there. (PS Neighbor dogs didn't bark hardly at all at him but they don't shut the EFF up now?!? stupid dogs!!) Nini suspects the neighbor dogs know said person but really that's just crazy they should be killer attack Kujos that take out EVERYONE... that would be my Lily... Dude... I need my girl. I might pick her up this weekend. I don't think I (or my job) can handle another sleepless night like that..... And Lord knows if I get murdered in my place, only 7 people have ever been in my apartment so here's hoping one of them knows to break down my door and find me. SHEESH!!
On to happier thoughts....
It's snowing!!!!! Just not in my part of the universe *sad face* I miss snow. And I love wearing my cold weather outfits... they are kinda cute! ;)
Oh on another note:
Found myself another Early Christmas present....
YUM!!!! *bats eyes dreamily at Jordan Catalano*
Okay... happy thoughts cloud my mind. I'm gonna go read and pass out....
"A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind;
A lover's ear will hear the lowest sound...
...Love's tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in taste:
For valour, is not Love a Hercules,
Still climbing trees in the Hesperides?
Subtle as Sphinx; as sweet and musical
As bright Apollo's lute, strung with his hair:
And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods
Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony." Love's Labour's Lost (Act IV. Scene iii)
A lover's ear will hear the lowest sound...
...Love's tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in taste:
For valour, is not Love a Hercules,
Still climbing trees in the Hesperides?
Subtle as Sphinx; as sweet and musical
As bright Apollo's lute, strung with his hair:
And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods
Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony." Love's Labour's Lost (Act IV. Scene iii)
(Weight of Words was updated!!! SQUEE!! soooo excited!!!)
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