Inane Questions Answered

So here's the pooh....

I get 60 text messages, yes 6-0 text messages from one person. Debating back and forth over some stupid topic. Here's my deal. I don't care. Either you wanna do something or you don't. You want this or you don't. You have plans or you don't. None of this back and forth crap.

Seriously!

Just so there is no more confusion (since there obviously is) here are my answers:

If you want to come over to my apartment, then come over. You know where it is, you know how to knock, just do it.

If it is Monday through Friday and day time, I AM busy and I'm sorry but I cannot hang out.

Dude, Don't ask me if I want to 'hang out', either ask me out somewhere or don't. You don't wanna go out, fine, ask me to come over for a movie or better yet just tell me you are bringin a movie over.

Yes, I'm more than likely hungry because I've probably forgotten to eat.

No, I probably don't have plans for a random Sunday and shopping would be great.

__________, I'd love to go there, let's plan it out.

Yes, I'm ready to workout.

Sure, if you don't want it, thank you.

Let's see... are there any others? Oh wait, yeah.. Yes, you can borrow ________. Just bring it back. (*ahem, this means you, I'd like my things back... and yes, I'm talking to YOU*)

So are we clear?? Any other questions??

Just so that's all in the clear. People, let's start this now. Texting kills (teens sexting kills too, cos daddies in Texas carry shot guns; word to the wise: don't do it!) let's keep the inane questions to a minimum. I'd really appreciate spending my 30th birthday not in jail for murder. I'm just saying...

So now that I feel better about that. Anything good this weekend?? I've been debating back and forth on whether or not to post back blogs, just so they are all in one place (ps thanks for being my sounding board). Any thoughts on the matter? Any suggestions? I never really know who reads my stuff, so those that are here, thank you. Those that aren't, well sod off yeah you're not reading this rubbish anyway, yeah?

Alright kids... it's been.... um... educational. Speak soon, yeah?

H&K